Snip & Regan TV livechat Jersey Shore Season Finale

Snip: "desyphon a bomb"

just caught that one

decipher + syphon?

both wrong

me: frog situation

ugh

Snip: the pouf is outta control

me: Frogs dont like you either bitch

Ronnie is such a puss

Snip: adults with suckers

all kinds of wrong

me: so is the fact that Ronnie can't pronounce an H

we ALL hate H in this house

Sent at 10:06 PM on Thursday

Snip: i find it interesting that the biggest insult these peeps can throw at each other is "fake"

um, you're all tanned, gelled, lipo'ed, and roided within an inch of your lives

"fake" seems to be what you're striving for, fucking embrace it

Sent at 10:08 PM on Thursday

me: I KNOW

also Snooki has been vertical like twice the whole season

Sent at 10:10 PM on Thursday

Snip: no boneyard?

me: its a yellow party

ugh

but like

Snip: wow

paulie, way to be

me: ok awesome you dont want to fuck her cause you like her

but maybe she doesnt want your dick that's all damp with 4am skank you know

Snip: yes, you've been through the "worst"

me: YIKES SAMMI

God shes like a guido alien face sucker

Snip: ...like, that famine, or the time ronnie lost his job, or when they lived through the war

they've been through it all

me: LMAO

when they all had full blown AIDS that day

Snip: jersey shore, miami, drunk pouty arguments

burger king needs to fire its advertising team

me: No

i mean

the out of shape versions of these idiots are its target audience

Snip: flute players?

me: stoners

Snip: OHH

that explains so much

me: although that commercial is wildly grating and makes me want to beat breakfast to death.

with a flute.

Snip: but you think the king would freak out stoners

me: But the King could only come from the mind of stoners

OMG

this commercial is melting my brain

DONT RENT TEXT BOOKS

Snip: chegg?

me: FUCKING OWN THEM

and READ them

(rent text books so you can get your gtl on)

Snip: ohh boy

Sent at 10:20 PM on Thursday

Snip: who cares?!?!

can we vote them off the island already

me: Snooki is like an orange baby panda

seriously

Snip: the guidos have spoken: you are boring and you suck

Bed? Is this 2002?

me: they have said 'We're in Miami' like 10000 times each episode

I think they are so stupid they have to remind themselves

Being a guido is a way of LYYYFE

ok yeah

white flag

Im done

all girls are whores

YES say no to hos!

Snip: haha

me: oh Imma vomit

why are they kissing like dying fish

Snip: situation will scrape that shit of the floor

me: BAAAAAAHHHH

eew eew eew

Snip: and fuck it! in the bathroom!

me: I think it only gave him head

COTTON. drink!

Snip: im on it

wine is already uncorked

Sent at 10:26 PM on Thursday

me: ohhh. I made out with someone in that trailer...

Snip: haha!

better than someone in the subway commercial

me: well...

uhm...

Sent at 10:28 PM on Thursday

Snip: do you notice this kitty that's always hanging around?

me: ALWAYS

and being ignored all thetime

god Ronnies body

I hate myself right now

Snip: yeah

drink for that one

me: vodka shot done

i still kinda wanna lick on his line

lets get me drunk enough to not

Sent at 10:31 PM on Thursday

Snip: you need a shot then a slap

of love

me: truly

Snip: this episode sucks

so far

me: FAKE FAKE FAKE

Sent at 10:33 PM on Thursday

Snip: pittsburgh-based movie

what what!

me: Russel Crowe's face drops a centimeter every year

Snip: hehe

"how do u spell likely"?

me: Melanoma hahahah

Snip: how do you spell: the producers devised this game!

me: L.I.K.E.L.Y.

"how many times I go into a thing"

I think Mike may actually be 40

Snip: who's saying I'm fake? the guy that prints my ID that says I'm still 29?!

who's saying i'm fake? the girl at the tanning booth who airbrushes my abs?

the guy that made my veneers? WHO?

Ed Hardy, who bedazzled my ass cheeks?

Sent at 10:39 PM on Thursday

me: the bisexual elf that shaves the stars in my head?

...and my fupa?

Snip: hahsa

me: wow.calm.down

Snip: you shoulda seen the elf at the first tanning place i went to today

that didn't have uv-free

me: is that Turk from scrubs in that terrible looking movie?

Snip: he was that kind of brown that just offsets all the pinks and whites of your face: the lips, the inside of his earlobes

me: FUCK subway this ad is so offensive

oh...turned inside out brown

Snip: yep

freaky

me: I had a friend named donald that brown when i was five

I tried to scrub it off

Snip: i remember that!

me: his mom stopped letting us hang out

BAH cat in cowboy hat

Snip: this commercial reminds me

i had a dream that i got these crazy big tattoos

me: side note: Xtina? please please go easy opn the foundation

Snip: on my right calf and my upper thighs

me: whoa

Snip: roid rage!

me: "The Situation is coming out with a book, because he won't stop until he gives you an STD through all mediums"

Snip: is he REALLY?

jenni: not talk

me: http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-situation-has-a-book-cover-10-2010

i kiiinda need to read it

just to lnow

Snip: that's probably good advice in many SITUATIONS

Sent at 10:46 PM on Thursday

Snip: 133 pages is nothing

it's probably like size 16 fonts

they nodded?

me: and all comic sans

Snip: this is the worst conflict ever

sammi's like, "this is why i don't have friends"

me: also cause I am a needy succubis

omg Chegg

this ad offends me

Snip: conan!!!

me: !!!! i cant wait till he comes back

Snip: he can probably be even weirder and awesomer since it's cable

mmm...chalupa

me: I used to get seven kinds of nasty in chalupas

err

on

Get ready

for the final formulaic rom com of 2010

VOM

shes so orange shes red now

Snip: "let situation forcibly rape you and make you feel better"

Sent at 10:53 PM on Thursday

me: did they just pixelate out her ass cheeks?

hes gonna rape her with sausage?

Snip: MIAMI!

drink!

me: This whole season has been sponsored by the color yellow

get through this time in Miami
BITCH

Snip: it looks good with tan, duh

me: you are living rent free and being fucking paid

to go out to clubs

survive Bosnia

Snip: and pretend to work at a gelato shop

me: survive cancer

oh the Raven is there

because you are on minute 14:59

and they dont quack

Snip: it's a crow, apparently

me: though irnoically

snooki sometimes does

Snip: according to the audobon society

of guidos

Sent at 10:57 PM on Thursday

me: The guido kennel clup says that St Bernards moo

also calls themselves a clup